Wizardry? Chart shows miraculous survival of past shutdowns! [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/384683199336443904

But, anarchy!! And catastrophe and stuff!

http://twitter.com/#!/jay_pe/status/384107617812893696

Snort!

http://twitter.com/#!/JeffRingcom/status/384684607175536641
http://twitter.com/#!/MistressKate50/status/384684983677227009

What? How is that possible? Was there dark magic during those dark days?

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/384683914025271296

Cue the scary music: What wizard wands of evil were wielded in days of yore?

Or was it just common sense?

http://twitter.com/#!/TCRunner288/status/384684989020766208

Huh. Fancy that.

http://twitter.com/#!/PrewittJeff/status/384689238693785600

If you are still scared, take a gander at the survival advice given at a DC store. You’re welcome.

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How to survive a shutdown? DC store has the answer [pic]

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President Teen Drama Queen: Iowahawk puts shutdown showdown in a stompy foot nutshell

‘Brilliance!’ GOP terrorism? Actor Nick Searcy scores with snark-spin advice for Obama

‘Fore shame!’ Does Obama have a new shutdown adviser? Priorities!

Dude, where’s my senator? Harris Faulkner retweets ‘intriguing question’ as shutdown looms

Werewolf bigot? Pitiful Pelosi beclowns herself with sneering shutdown tweet

House votes to delay Obamacare, repeal medical device tax, avert shutdown

Harry Reid: Americans will not be extorted by Tea Party anarchists and their pointless vote

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